Eco-Purity Pledge!

As a believer:

That human-caused global warming is a moral, ethical and spiritual issue that threatens our survival;
That Al Gore is a divinely-sent prophet here to save us from the scourge of human-caused global warming;
That there’s really nothing else in the world going on that’s particularly important;

I pledge to have a smaller carbon-footprint in my home than the divinely sent-prophet Al Gore does.

HT: Hugh Hewitt