As a believer:
That human-caused global warming is a moral, ethical and spiritual issue that threatens our survival;
That Al Gore is a divinely-sent prophet here to save us from the scourge of human-caused global warming;
That there’s really nothing else in the world going on that’s particularly important;
I pledge to have a smaller carbon-footprint in my home than the divinely sent-prophet Al Gore does.
HT: Hugh Hewitt